primacdonaldsgirl:

pretending to study in front of ur parents like 

image

(via damn-funny)

mewtwo870:

hooligan fruit causing trouble at night

mewtwo870:

hooligan fruit causing trouble at night

(Source: thejogging, via dutchster)

ellieincolour:

gryffindorgay:

“According to Greek mythology, humans were originally created with four arms, four legs, and a head with two faces. Fearing their power, Zeus split them into two separate beings condemning them to spend their lives in search for their other halves.”

~Plato’s The Symposium.

How many times will I reblog this? “Always.”

I will always reblog. 

(Source: eternalseptember, via damn-funny)

dutchster:

it took me a while to figure out what was wrong

dutchster:

it took me a while to figure out what was wrong

(via marceloo12)

unimpressedcats:

My husband looks like he’s laughing, but he’s screaming in agony. 

unimpressedcats:

My husband looks like he’s laughing, but he’s screaming in agony. 

(via marceloo12)

yungenastyy:


did i just see this bitch’s titties?

yungenastyy:

did i just see this bitch’s titties?

(via blasphemoushippopotamus)

blasphemoushippopotamus:

dunkindont:

you dont need drugs to have fun


You’re telling me no drugs were involved with this?

blasphemoushippopotamus:

dunkindont:

you dont need drugs to have fun

You’re telling me no drugs were involved with this?